a bit about bellridge

My name? It's ... Mark Bellridge, I'm an actor.

(We believe he's crazy, we are going to assimilate him into sane society. )

Is that right?

Name please, mister.

Dr Bellridge, Mark. I'm an acting theorist. Actor, for simplicity.

(See there's no other way for a bookish man to get a carton of beer around here, huh?!)

What movies you acted in, Mister?

Men in the Booth I and II, Siester Fiesta, Love's Anacronism. I been in a few doll.

She laughs suddenly. If you were any more well known you'd be famous!

He feels a jet of quick embarrassment.

And your mental health?

What about it?

What mental health you got? Good, bad, schizorama disease, cummon, tell me what you got mister!

I'm an actor, declares the actor.

Well doesn't sound problematic to me, you sure you ain't got any other problematics of the soul?

Can you just give me my ... ?

Here's a pamphlet for your troubles, courtesy of the Jarvis Government.

And the money for my thousand lines of ohh so sharp modern poetry? You didn't wanna pay me?

Sweety... you're an actor. You'd have to act in a film.